James’s Blog: A Balanced Diet.

James’s Blog:  A Balanced Diet.

A while ago I had an idea for a short story that went under the name ‘A Balanced Diet’. It was about a boy who has a revelation whilst listening to a talk at the church that his family attends. The talk, aimed at children, was on the book of Job, and the revelation is this: If you’re really naughty then God’ll get you, but if you’re really good then the devil gets you, as Job experienced. Read more

James’s Blog: The Sacrament of Having Your Earwax Removed.

James’s Blog:  The Sacrament of Having Your Earwax Removed.

As I write this, my right ear is totally blocked with wax.

Apparently, according to my doctor, I either have very small or very dry ear canals. Whatever.

These days they don’t just syringe the ear to dislodge the offending build-up. No. Now you have to wait two weeks to get a jet of water pumped into your ear. In those two weeks you’re supposed to, twice a day, lie on your side with an ear full of olive oil to soften up the wax in preparation for the actual event.

Because I’m me, I can’t stop myself from reaching the conclusion that having wax removed in this manner is actually sacramental.

Hear me out (pun intended). Read more

James’s Blog: Saying “Yes” and Doing What You’re Told.

James’s Blog: Saying “Yes” and Doing What You’re Told.

As you might have been able to tell from last week’s post, I’m making my way through Jeremiah again. I’ve always had a soft spot for this particular jolly prophet. I think his melancholy, dragging-his-heels approach to obedience struck a chord with me long ago, and over the years my appreciation for his own brand of bickering faithfulness has only grown. There are two specific things that I think Jeremiah grokked that are worth careful consideration: Read more

James’s Blog: The Jeremiah Blues.

James’s Blog:  The Jeremiah Blues.

So God says “Go!” and you say, “No, I’ve worn

These shoes before. I know the way this ends.

With me abused, misused, confused and bruised,

I wonder why you don’t have any friends?” Read more

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