Welcome to St. Ronald’s,
May I take your order please?
We can give you a serving of Jesus,
With an extra helping of cheese.
We can do a Resurrection Burger,
And a side of Holy Ghost fries,
As long as you like it LOUD,
We don’t do any other size.
We’re all about convenience,
You don’t even have to stay,
No-one really likes washing-up,
That’s why we do takeaway.
Sure there’s other restaurants,
And other places you can eat,
But we’re cheap and quick and easy,
And we won’t disturb your sleep.
Don’t worry about nutrition,
Or if we’ll make your soul fatter,
As long as you leave feeling good,
Then quality doesn’t matter.
Our menu’s tailored just for you,
Our staff will help you to begin,
Our manager is God Himself,
But I’m not sure He’s ever been in.
